A retarded essay written by my beloved 19 years old sister
who is currently sitting and cramping her butts off the computer
chair. ;) Enjoy.
The Story of Princess Mewmew
Once upon a time in a land far, far, FAR AWAY, Princess Mewmew went to Mini Toons one fine lovely afternoon, on a typical princessy day with Bianbian her maid servant. As said it was a typical day. Hence Princess Mewmew was dressed in her favorite outfit, the super duper kawaii Usagi bunny pajamas. :D
They were strolling past shelves of kawaii items when the weather started to get warm. It suddenly got so warm that even monkeys could be seen gasping, choking, struggling, yelping and perspiring!!! Those were the deadly results from the overwhelming heat.
Everyone began to thirst really badly, and began to wrinkle like rhinoceros.
Unlike Princess Mewmew, who is superior and mighty, and boot-ti-ful, she was unaffected. Seeing her maid servant evolve to a rhino was simply too interesting, let alone the entire population of peasants in Mini Toons. She started to laugh hysterically like a hyena.
And poof! Something caught her eyes.
What was it that caught Princess Mewmew eyes you may wonder... But it was definitely magnificant, eye-watering, and even made the entire population who turned into rhinoceros drool. It was something that reminded her of her mother, the Queen of all Mewmew Land...
It was...
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THIS!!! OMGORILLALIBABA!!!!!!! :O

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A BUNCH OF BUNNIES!!!!
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WHAT SHOCKED HER WAS....

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IN FACT, THERE WERE EVEN BEARS!!!!
& THEY ALL HAVE A HOLE BEHIND THE HEARTS, WHICH MADE PRINCESS MEWMEW FEEL LIKE PULLING OUT ALL THE COTTON WOOL STUFFINGGGGGG!!!!!
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And so, Princess Mewmew spent the whole day pulling out all the stuffing of the bunnies and bears. The sales person who turned into a rhinocero was so pissed off and died in agony... Aww. Poor thing... D;
The End.